Posts Tagged sex
Posted on May 25, 2010 at 04:15pm
I emailed my mom telling her I had 2 extra tickets for graduation and was giving one to my boyfriend and she sent me this reply:
Jessica,
Ask Gene to have dinner with us on 6/12. One ticket to Lube?
You have 2 and half months for free, what’s you plan?
How about this weekend?
Mom
At first, I didn’t know what she was referring to as Lube but after I called her, she said, “L-U-B-E … isn’t that how you spell Ruby’s name?”
Posted on May 4, 2010 at 02:26pm
I left my dog, Grizzly, at home with my mom for a week while I went on Spring Break. During that time, I received a very concerned email from her:
Sometimes he made love with pillow, lick his g-g*. 20 min. ago, his g-g was very long. The length is about my middle finger. Don’t know if you know about these thing. He is only under 3 yrs old. Last year when I was in Taiwan taking care of Ruby, there was a female dog in “?” period (don’t know the english). The smell from her last one week. Thus some male dogs always follow her. Grizzly’s case, I don’t know why he showed this kind of reaction.
*It sounds like penis in Chinese.
Posted on May 1, 2010 at 08:09am
Mike,
I heard you will go to Las Vegas for a Bachelor party. I concern of the event.
One should consider himself with Dignity in Respectful manner. Reckless people might want to put you in Test. Specially while you’re in toxic(alcohol), suggesting you to do some activities that you shouldn’t ever do, like sleeping with a dangerous girl.
When I mentioned my concerns to Simmons, he told me about [Hang over] movie. I’m not sure what is about that movie, but keep in mind that Marriage is one step of Maturity process to become responsible in order to make a Family unit, which include a child. So don’t get tricked by less sincere people’s attempt to ruin your life.
Enjoy your life as mush, but always remind yourself that you have a wide awakened conscious is observing you to guide you in Light to make you eventually an Enlighten one.
I trust you always, but because of my caution I had to mention this.
with great love,
Mom
Posted on November 5, 2009 at 09:35am
Suffice to say, my mother had a rather unfortunate experience on Google this morning.
Posted on August 24, 2009 at 08:08am
Dear Mihir Beta,
How are you doing? I am missing you. Keep healthy. Sleep well and eat well. Please call and talk for few minutes. You keep saying, “I got to go”. That is hurting. I would like to know what you are doing or how studying is going on. Do your best. Donot do too many things. This is the age to work hard and make your life. You have to make some sacrifices on some pleasures.
Donot get entangled with any girl. I know you want to have physical relationship with a girl. Please use your hand. It is safest way. For your stars only girl can give you problem now. I know all your friends have girl friend and you feel bad. Remember you will have a great life ahead of you. Donot accept any girl even if she comes to you. Just wait. Character is the most important thing in life.
Happy Diwali!!!!! for Friday. Pray to Divine Cosmic Energy to give you strength of mind, body and spirit.
My Blessings and Love to You,
Mom
Posted on December 11, 2008 at 06:39pm
From: [Mom]
Sent: Friday, February 15, 2008 10:10 AM
To: Jeff
Subject:
Ah Dee,
What kind of “missed appointment – UHS” costed you $10. just curious.
Mom
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Jeff wrote:
hi mom. it was for my physical checkup…i am fine. my body is normal!
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From: [Mom]
Date: Fri, Feb 15, 2008 at 8:55 PM
Subject: RE:
To: Jeff
Don’t have too many sex. I gave you a very clean body.
Posted on October 24, 2008 at 10:42am
you still virgin? you know…….no balloon, no party ok? ok
Posted on October 24, 2008 at 01:20am
Mom: You might meet a boy and when you shake his hand, you feel electricity!
Me: What?
Mom: Feeling electricity is good, but make sure you don’t feel electricity when you shake every boy’s hand.
Posted on October 23, 2008 at 12:41am
dearest daughter,
thanks for help! could you do some reserch make sure those books good for your brother’s age, please do not relate to drug, sex, violence, horror, and gay those topic.
love,
mom
Posted on October 18, 2008 at 07:20am
Now I realize the difference between students graduated from Yale or Harvard and other regular university. So your dad and me are not worried about your job, but worry about one thing which your dad wants me to talk with you.
I understand you, like all other young people, would like to experience the love, a romantic love. We also know, to stop young people having sax before marriage is impossible, but we’d like to remind you, at least you should always protect yourself well.
1. Do not let pregnancy happen.
2. Prevent the disease. your skin is not good, I am afraid the first time having sex you might get pain and suffered.
with love,
Mom
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