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Loading ...It snowed a ton in New York not too long ago, and my mom, who is from California had this to say on me making a snowman, via her new favorite form of communication, text message:
Mom: Exciting! Try to make a female snowman!
Me: Will do mom
Mom: Take a picture of it! Make sure the cup size is 40 DDD!
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(336 votes, average: 4.84 out of 5) Loading ...My boyfriend and I came home from college for Chinese New Year to see this waiting for us in the driveway. My mom says she made it, which most likely means she made my dad build it for her while she stood watching from the window.
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(150 votes, average: 3.68 out of 5) Loading ... I emailed my mom some pictures from my first snowboarding trip and told her
about how my butt was sore from falling down so much the first day. Her
reply:
Sooo…cute but i wonder about those poles are they got sore from all
those hit from your
butt….haa…haa
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(260 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5) Loading ...“sno storm tonite dont get too drunk and die on the street.”
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