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Noodle Recpc

September 10, 2010

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By text:
Mom: The fresh flat noodle in the store that sale fresh tofu n bean sprout ask the people around there. the food call kon xao ngau ho. it has garlic, beef, green union, bean sprout, oyster sauce or soy sauce. enjoy love u. say hello to ashley
Mom: Did you receive my recpc?
Me: What is recpc?

She called me 5 minutes after I sent that text.
Mom: Phyllis! I don’t know how to spell recipe!
Me: Ohhh haha, yeah, I got the recipe mom.
Mom: Okay I love you, bye.
Me: I love you too.

Text after the call:
Mom: How do u spell it ?re s pc?
Me: Recipe.
Mom: Miss u……….

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Eating the State

February 7, 2010

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I look into the refrigerator and see a big brown paper bag and ask my mom what’s in it.
Me: What’s in the bag?
Mom: Oranges for Chinese New Year. Did I spell ‘touch’ right? T-O-U-C-H right?
Me: Yeah you spelled ‘touch’ right but you spelled oranges wrong…
Mom: (pronouncing oranges with a chinese accent) Or-an-gee. What’s the right spelling then?
Me: You spelled Oregon. That’s a place!
Mom: OH, HAHAHA. Fix it before your siblings eat all the oranges!!

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Phygio Kim

September 29, 2009

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Here’s how my mom wrote our physiologist’s name in her phone book.

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