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Loading ...From: Mom
Date: Wed, Jul 6, 2011 at 4:33 PM
Subject: waiting for car in Toyota
To: Simon
Simon Its interesting here, my car recall for the brake , I am in Toyota now waiting to fix it and they have the Internet service so write you Mom
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(91 votes, average: 4.13 out of 5) Loading ...Mom: (screams my full name in Chinese) Come here!! Something wrong with computer!!
Me: (goes into the study to see what’s wrong)
Mom: It keep tell me to press ‘any’ key to continue!
Me: Yeah and…? So just press any key to continue…
Mom: (getting really frustrated and angry) I TRY BUT I DON’T SEE THE ‘ANY’ KEY!!! WHERE IS IT?!?!
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(221 votes, average: 4.70 out of 5) Loading ...Hi tawn,
I am trying to practice send E mail. and Daddy think I am very bad.
need to do it more often. But I don’t have too many people to send it too.
Soo… here you are like or not.
Love mom
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(259 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5) Loading ...Just taught my mom how to use e-mail yesterday. Here’s her first valiant attempt:
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(210 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...Me: What browser are you using?
Mom: Google.
Me: Google is not a browser. Are you using Internet Explorer?
Mom: Yes, I’m using the internet.
Me: *sigh*
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(494 votes, average: 4.84 out of 5) Loading ...Mom: how do i make happy face?
Me: I think on your phone you press 1 over and over again to get each symbol
Mom: 11111111111111111111111111111
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(204 votes, average: 4.26 out of 5) Loading ...May u forgot to teach me how to text how come i dont have punctuaction
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(108 votes, average: 3.98 out of 5) Loading ...Mom: Hi wil just practice my teck skill Mom
Me: Are you actually typing this or is it dad?
Mom: Yes it me try to contact with you mom
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(625 votes, average: 4.84 out of 5) Loading ...Text message #1: Thisisyourmom.Iamtextingyou.
Text message #2: I.Dont.Know.How.To.Space.The.Letters.How?
Text message #3: Diditwork?
Text message #4: Howaboutnow?Isitworking?
Text message #5: Ididthat.
Text message #6: Ok.I.Am.Calling.Jed.He.Has.The.Same.Phone.
Text message #8: As you can see now I know how to do!
Text message #9: Listen to my new message! I wont answer. Call now.
New voicemail message: “Hi. This is your mom. Or your friend. If you do not fit into one of these categories, please do not call me. Thank you.”
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