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Fix Brakes, Send an Email

August 16, 2011

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From: Mom
Date: Wed, Jul 6, 2011 at 4:33 PM
Subject: waiting for car in Toyota
To: Simon

Simon Its interesting here, my car recall for the brake , I am in Toyota now waiting to fix it and they have the Internet service so write you Mom

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Press Any Key

August 8, 2011

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Mom: (screams my full name in Chinese) Come here!! Something wrong with computer!!
Me: (goes into the study to see what’s wrong)
Mom: It keep tell me to press ‘any’ key to continue!
Me: Yeah and…? So just press any key to continue…
Mom: (getting really frustrated and angry) I TRY BUT I DON’T SEE THE ‘ANY’ KEY!!! WHERE IS IT?!?!

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Teaching to Tax

August 28, 2010

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E-mail Rehearsal

April 15, 2010

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Hi tawn,
I am trying to practice send E mail. and Daddy think I am very bad.
need to do it more often. But I don’t have too many people to send it too.
Soo… here you are like or not.

Love mom

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Mom Learns E-mail

January 13, 2010

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Just taught my mom how to use e-mail yesterday. Here’s her first valiant attempt:

mom-donny-email

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Internet Proficiency

December 28, 2009

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Me: What browser are you using?
Mom: Google.
Me: Google is not a browser. Are you using Internet Explorer?
Mom: Yes, I’m using the internet.
Me: *sigh*

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Lessons in Emoticons

November 8, 2009

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Mom: how do i make happy face?
Me: I think on your phone you press 1 over and over again to get each symbol
Mom: 11111111111111111111111111111

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May u forgot to teach me how to text how come i dont have punctuaction

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Teckie Momma

December 10, 2008

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Mom: Hi wil just practice my teck skill Mom
Me: Are you actually typing this or is it dad?
Mom: Yes it me try to contact with you mom

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All in a day’s work

October 23, 2008

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Text message #1: Thisisyourmom.Iamtextingyou.
Text message #2: I.Dont.Know.How.To.Space.The.Letters.How?
Text message #3: Diditwork?
Text message #4: Howaboutnow?Isitworking?
Text message #5: Ididthat.
Text message #6: Ok.I.Am.Calling.Jed.He.Has.The.Same.Phone.
Text message #8: As you can see now I know how to do!
Text message #9: Listen to my new message! I wont answer. Call now.
New voicemail message: “Hi. This is your mom. Or your friend. If you do not fit into one of these categories, please do not call me. Thank you.”

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