texting

Teaching to Tax

August 28, 2010

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Merphins for Breakfast

June 28, 2010

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With iPhone in hand my mother she provides joy with her texting skills. It’s actually kind of cute but extremely frustrating when you are pressed for time.
Me: Coming to ur house now. Do you want McDonald’s?
Mom: Dad ya.
Me: What does he get?
Me:
i’m in the drive in…i can’t remember…hurry
Mom: Merphin w Dosage*
Me: What?

Merphin w Dosage = Muffin w Sausage

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Perseverance in Texting

February 23, 2010

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My mom just learned to text the day before:
Dear d Sure i wil meet you at time 7p square soon no 7p it is a tzphgg typing earror soppps Oh i give up

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All in a day’s work

October 23, 2008

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Text message #1: Thisisyourmom.Iamtextingyou.
Text message #2: I.Dont.Know.How.To.Space.The.Letters.How?
Text message #3: Diditwork?
Text message #4: Howaboutnow?Isitworking?
Text message #5: Ididthat.
Text message #6: Ok.I.Am.Calling.Jed.He.Has.The.Same.Phone.
Text message #8: As you can see now I know how to do!
Text message #9: Listen to my new message! I wont answer. Call now.
New voicemail message: “Hi. This is your mom. Or your friend. If you do not fit into one of these categories, please do not call me. Thank you.”

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1337 h4x0r programmer mom

October 17, 2008

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A few days after the baby bro and I explained the notion of 1337 to my (very, very, computer literate) Mom, upon her departure after dropping me off at school, I received a couple texts.

First text: Lunching. Then leaving 4 home. do u n33d us 4 anything?
Second text: How u lik3 my 133t

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