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Loading ...Mom: When you buying your ticket to Shanghai?
Me: Soon.
Mom: OK, make sure you fly from the airport… KFC airport.
Me: You mean JFK?
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(225 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5) Loading ... (199 votes, average: 4.52 out of 5) Loading ...My mom was trying to book a plane ticket to go visit her sister in San Francisco:
Mom: Aunt Esther get free plane ticket because she is freaky flyer
Me: Freaky flyer?!
Mom: She fly all the time!
Me: Oh! FREQUENT flyer!
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(124 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5) Loading ...Dear Frank:
Happy Thanksgiving !
Dad and I will have dinner at Alex’s (my brother) tomorrow.
I will bring my famous Ginny’s (mom’s american name) Duck, Alex ordered.
We will be thinking of you.
By the way, when you go to China, be aware of people there.
Especially girls. Don’t trust any of them.
Love, Mom
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