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My mother is currently visiting relatives in Taiwan and sent me the following email:

Dear Jo:
Here is rain everywhere, whole day, whole weeks. I don’t how long we have take it. Food is very where, however we can’t take too much by our age.
Vegetable and fruit are so fresh. But virus and illness are everywhere also.
I become much younger looking.
Love Mom

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Mom: When you buying your ticket to Shanghai?
Me: Soon.
Mom: OK, make sure you fly from the airport… KFC airport.
Me: You mean JFK?

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Mile-High Club

May 12, 2010

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My mom was trying to book a plane ticket to go visit her sister in San Francisco:
Mom: Aunt Esther get free plane ticket because she is freaky flyer
Me: Freaky flyer?!
Mom: She fly all the time!
Me: Oh! FREQUENT flyer!

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A pre-Beijing warning

December 4, 2008

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Dear Frank:

Happy Thanksgiving !
Dad and I will have dinner at Alex’s (my brother) tomorrow.
I will bring my famous Ginny’s (mom’s american name) Duck, Alex ordered.
We will be thinking of you.

By the way, when you go to China, be aware of people there.
Especially girls. Don’t trust any of them.

Love, Mom

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