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For my birthday, my parents sent me an mp3 as a card. My dad is Japanese, my mom is Korean, and neither of them speak the other’s native language. Needless to say, I grew up speaking English to them both, and in turn they learned to speak and write more properly in english throughout the years because of me. However, a bit of the accents and grammatical errors are still there, and I thought they sounded really cute in this audio. Oh, and they are also devout Christians, which explains the part at the end.
Click to listen to Amie’s Birthday Message
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Text message #1: Thisisyourmom.Iamtextingyou.
Text message #2: I.Dont.Know.How.To.Space.The.Letters.How?
Text message #3: Diditwork?
Text message #4: Howaboutnow?Isitworking?
Text message #5: Ididthat.
Text message #6: Ok.I.Am.Calling.Jed.He.Has.The.Same.Phone.
Text message #8: As you can see now I know how to do!
Text message #9: Listen to my new message! I wont answer. Call now.
New voicemail message: “Hi. This is your mom. Or your friend. If you do not fit into one of these categories, please do not call me. Thank you.”
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Desperate voicemail from Mom:
I check mail and see bank statement…someone stole your $200!!!! Call bank!!!!! He put name as Gary Danko.
I call her back:
Mom…Gary Danko is a restaurant in San Francisco…
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