Posts Tagged voicemail

V-mail from Grandma

Posted on November 18, 2009 at 10:05pm

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Filed Under: Phone calls

All in a day’s work

Posted on October 23, 2008 at 06:45pm

Text message #1: Thisisyourmom.Iamtextingyou.
Text message #2: I.Dont.Know.How.To.Space.The.Letters.How?
Text message #3: Diditwork?
Text message #4: Howaboutnow?Isitworking?
Text message #5: Ididthat.
Text message #6: Ok.I.Am.Calling.Jed.He.Has.The.Same.Phone.
Text message #8: As you can see now I know how to do!
Text message #9: Listen to my new message! I wont answer. Call now.
New voicemail message: “Hi. This is your mom. Or your friend. If you do not fit into one of these categories, please do not call me. Thank you.”

Gary Danko is a dirty robber

Posted on October 21, 2008 at 05:19pm

Desperate voicemail from Mom:

I check mail and see bank statement…someone stole your $200!!!! Call bank!!!!! He put name as Gary Danko.

I call her back:

Mom…Gary Danko is a restaurant in San Francisco…

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