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Fake chickens

October 23, 2008

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————— Forwarded message —————
From: [Mom]
Subject: Fwd: Fw: ???????
To: all the family

FYI. Don’t eat KFC any more. Look at the attached pictures. Those are not real
chickens.

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Electronic explosives

October 22, 2008

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Mom: I just heard on news that cell phone can blow up! Don’t use the cell phone too much!
Charles: You just called me on my cell.
Mom: OH! Okay I hang up now! [hangs up]

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Easy on the eyes

October 21, 2008

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Do not ware your contact lances for a long period of time, you’ll get cornia infection easily, this is a news on TV now.

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Forecast

October 21, 2008

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“sno storm tonite dont get too drunk and die on the street.”

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Stranger danger

October 17, 2008

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Teresa: btw i got a haircut
Teresa: for free!
Mom: why
Teresa: i met this guy
Teresa: who is a hairstylist
Teresa: and he said he would do it for free
Mom: but why free
Teresa: dunno he was just feeling nice i guess
Mom: don’t talk to stranger
Teresa: lol ok ok
Mom: yes, but why you want get free from the person you don’t know him
Mom: hi, you didn’t answer my question, where did you met this guy?

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