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Loading ...Getting ready to drive on a rainy night.
Mom: Be careful!
Me:OK.
Mom: You know, if you die your Dad will kill you. I not responsible if Dad kill you.
Me: Hahaha, OK.
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(255 votes, average: 4.69 out of 5) Loading ...It snowed a ton in New York not too long ago, and my mom, who is from California had this to say on me making a snowman, via her new favorite form of communication, text message:
Mom: Exciting! Try to make a female snowman!
Me: Will do mom
Mom: Take a picture of it! Make sure the cup size is 40 DDD!
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(292 votes, average: 4.81 out of 5) Loading ...A couple of years ago my family went to a plane show where there were people in the army next to jets and fun stuff like that. It was a particularly hot day and these army men were wearing their full suits. We were already looking at one of the jets when this exchange happened:
Mom: I feel so hot for you! It is very hot weather today!
Soldier: Uh, thanks…
What she really meant was “You must be hot in your uniform.” And the soldier was pretty creeped out.
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(173 votes, average: 3.78 out of 5) Loading ...Hi Elizabeth,
How are you doing? How is your paper coming along? I miss you~~~~. How are you surviving the below freezing weather in Boston? It’s so cold here, too, with the temperature hovering around 38 F~. I am very sleepy at work, staring at & trying to read these boring scientific progress reports—. Only thing I can do is eat MORE chocolates. I have Christmas colored peanut M&Ms, mini 3 Musketeers mint dark chocolate, mini Twix bars & Dove mint silky milk chocolate squares~~~. I also had those mint M&M, but I ate them all-gobbled them down-chomp, chomp!.
I hope you are not following my example and be good, eating healthy snacks. 
;)
Love you & miss you.
Love,
Mom
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(260 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5) Loading ...“sno storm tonite dont get too drunk and die on the street.”
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