Posted on March 1, 2010 at 03:28pm
It snowed a ton in New York not too long ago, and my mom, who is from California had this to say on me making a snowman, via her new favorite form of communication, text message:
Mom: Exciting! Try to make a female snowman!
Me: Will do mom
Mom: Take a picture of it! Make sure the cup size is 40 DDD!
Tags: boobs, snow, snowman, snowmen, weather
Filed Under: Conversations, Text message
Posted on January 2, 2010 at 10:32am
A couple of years ago my family went to a plane show where there were people in the army next to jets and fun stuff like that. It was a particularly hot day and these army men were wearing their full suits. We were already looking at one of the jets when this exchange happened:
Mom: I feel so hot for you! It is very hot weather today!
Soldier: Uh, thanks…
What she really meant was “You must be hot in your uniform.” And the soldier was pretty creeped out.
Posted on December 20, 2009 at 04:26am
Hi Elizabeth,
How are you doing? How is your paper coming along? I miss you~~~~. How are you surviving the below freezing weather in Boston? It’s so cold here, too, with the temperature hovering around 38 F~. I am very sleepy at work, staring at & trying to read these boring scientific progress reports—. Only thing I can do is eat MORE chocolates. I have Christmas colored peanut M&Ms, mini 3 Musketeers mint dark chocolate, mini Twix bars & Dove mint silky milk chocolate squares~~~. I also had those mint M&M, but I ate them all-gobbled them down-chomp, chomp!.
I hope you are not following my example and be good, eating healthy snacks. 
;)
Love you & miss you.
Love,
Mom
Posted on October 21, 2008 at 05:00am
“sno storm tonite dont get too drunk and die on the street.”
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